Pravda Ne'eman: Help! Solve This Shidduch Crisis

Pravda Ne'eman: Help! Solve This Shidduch Crisis: "Boys She Would Not Date: guys without BTEP (behind-the-ear-peyos), BT's, OTD's who have straightened out; guys whose Rabbeim believe that the Universe may be older than 5768 years old; guys who read Making of a Gadol or any of Slifkin's books
Ideal Wedding: Chossen and Kallah adopt demeanor combining themes of Tisha B'Av and Yom Kippur; eyes-closed Tehillim throughout ceremony; kibbudim called up in Yiddish; separate everything including parking areas; Simchas Chossen V'Kallah at 10:30 PM; no Onlysimchas posting
Shabbos Table: White table cloth, no plastic covers, no ground beef or plate scraping at the table
Would be willing to live in: Lakewood, Brooklyn, Monsey, Passaic (or Baltimore for a few years)"

Yud-Beis Tammuz Fabrengen

Come join us at Beis Menachem
for a Yud-Beis Tammuz Fabrengen
to celebrate the
Release of the Previous Lubavitcher Rebbe
on this special day.
Tuesday night July 15th, 2008 at 8:00 p.m.
104 Howard, Passaic NJ 07055
(Corner Park and Howard), For more info call 973-249-9770